SECOND GENERATION TOYS NOW AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER!

The first gen toys are now almost entirely sold out (around a half-dozen Snooches left), so rather than simply remake the first run of toys, we decided we could make them better... stronger... faster... we have the technology!

But in all seriousness, we had many requests for new toys in "favorite poses", so for the second generation we have what I've dubbed "The Sprawl Set."

SNOOCH is posed in what is one of our most popular comics ever: as Captain of the Carpet Ship.

EBENEZER is posed in the classic "angry catloaf"/"full sulk" position, which was also featured on our "MEER" shirts.

Both toys are approximately 8 inches long and made of the same incredibly soft and cuddly material as the first gen toys. They also have weight pads on the bottom so they can sit easily on any shelf or non-flatscreen monitor without toppling.

Why pre-order? First of all, you'll get our undying gratitude. Second of all, you will get your toys AS SOON AS THEY ARRIVE (current estimate:late August or early September), which can be up to a month or two before anyone else! And thirdly, pre-orders help us pay for the final manufacture of the toys, so without them they may not exist at all!

All prices are in US dollars and include shipping.

PRE-ORDERING WITHIN THE US:
Ebenezer only - $16

PRE-ORDERING FROM CANADA:
Ebenezer only - $17.50

PRE-ORDERING FROM AUSTRALIA OR THE UK:
Ebenezer only - $21.50

To pre-order from any other country, please email me and I can give you an exact shipping quote.